…in the punchbowl

2006.05.31

Learn the difference!

Filed under: Humor, Images — Matt @ 20:28

It could save your life!

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Filed under: politics — Matt @ 8:53


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2006.05.30

Innards…

Filed under: meme, punchbowl — Matt @ 8:43

It appears David has tagged me with yet another meme. So, if you can see past my clutter, without much further ado, my innards:

Fridge:
milk, orange juice, four different kinds of yogurt (one for each member of the fam), assorted lunch meat, whole wheat white bread, bread with flax seed, two beers, asparagus, soy sauce, mayo, mustard, ketchup, Good Seasonings Italian dressing, strawberries, grapes, blueberries, iced tea, lettuce, maple syrup, jelly, and other sundry things I can’t recall.

Wallet:
my “papers” (aka driver’s license), voter registration card, credit cards, IEEE membership card, Carroll County Library card, $24 cash (very unusual), health insurance card, gift cards from Barnes & Nobel and Borders

Car:
booster seat, blanket, blazer ($12, so you know it’s quality), tae kwon do gi (to get its second, likely final, use tonight), flip-flops, CDs (two of The Wiggles, one Jamie Cullum, one Front 242, one Jamiroquai [not mine, I swear], and one more..I think Garbage), golf clubs, golf shoes.

Closet: Since I share this with my lovely wife, I’ll limit this to my side.
Pants, shirts that aren’t t-shirts, sweatshirts, sweaters, Toronto Maple Leafs jersey, luggage.

Nightstand:alarm clock, lamp, coaster, and a cabinet full of books I couldn’t begin to enumerate.

As before, I won’t tag anyone else with this meme, but if you care to play along….

Waiting for this day

Filed under: politics — Matt @ 8:22

The way things are going, this can’t be far off…

2006.05.26

When (and how) will you perish?

Filed under: Humor, punchbowl — Matt @ 16:14

See the amazing Death Calculator!

Yours truly will die at age 94, fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

2006.05.24

Congress considers pets’ place in disaster plans

Filed under: politics — Matt @ 8:00

Having just gone through it, I’ll be the first to admit that losing a pet is teh sux0rz. But taking pets into consideration in disaster plans?

Let’s have a couple of successful executions of plans to get people out of disaster areas before we start expanding the plans, mmm-k?

Artificial sweetener + booze = poor-man’s roofie

Filed under: punchbowl, science — Matt @ 7:49

Artificially sweetened booze packs more punch

Now that’s research!

2006.05.23

How many of these trip you up?

Filed under: language, punchbowl — Matt @ 8:28

Common Errors in English Usage

2006.05.22

Ouch

Filed under: politics — Matt @ 9:25

In Darfur…

Today’s quote

Filed under: politics — Matt @ 8:36

“There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.”
   –John Adams

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